Dave’s Pig Jokes


When you’re creating a brand its important to research EVERYTHING about what you’re working on.  During my barbeque travels I researched restaurants decor, spices, sauces, techniques,… and jokes!  What restaurant doesn’t need a few humorous t-shirts!  I’m working on my new book and going through old files, I found all my pig jokes – most of them didn’t make the t-shirts but I had to share them!


A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the atmosphere, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make an offering.

“Great idea!” the chicken replied. “Let’s offer them ham and eggs!”

“Not so fast,” said the pig. “For you, that’s an offering. For me, it’s a sacrifice.”


A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells “Pig!” 
The man immediately leans out his window and replied, “Hag!”
They continue on their way and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Q. What do you say to a naked pig?

A. “I never sausage a body.”

Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?

A. A groundhog!

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